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Any good, family friendly jokes?
« on: December 17, 2018, 08:01:47 AM »
Can’t work my wife out, first it ‘Yes, fine, have a tattoo’ and the next she’s moaning about the bagpipers in the garden.

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Re: Any good, family friendly jokes?
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2018, 12:03:05 PM »
Bloke pinched an Advent Calender He got 25 days

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Re: Any good, family friendly jokes?
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2018, 04:25:25 PM »
I quit my job at the Helium Factory after being told off by the Manager.

I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.

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Re: Any good, family friendly jokes?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2019, 06:34:31 PM »
Knock knock, who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who

I didn’t know you could yodel!